11.6 The Woman Cut in HalfFebruary 2, 2011
For my next magic trick, I will cut in half an entir— wait…
For my last magic trick, I amazed all of you with my cunning and style as I attempted to cut this woman*
measuring the length of my entire ironing board —
See the death-defying defeat before your very eyes ………
drumroll please …..
Now I have a half sized one, and a table runner.
*no actual woman was harmed in the making of this apron (psst: ‘woman is used in place of apron’)