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11.6 The Woman Cut in Half

February 2, 2011

For my next magic trick, I will cut in half an entir— wait…

For my last magic trick, I amazed all of you with my cunning and style as I attempted to cut this woman*

measuring the length of my entire ironing board —

in half.

Be astounded!

Be amazed!

See the death-defying defeat before your very eyes ………

drumroll please …..

….

TADA!

Now I have a half sized one, and a table runner.

*no actual woman was harmed in the making of this apron (psst: ‘woman is used in place of apron’)

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